When I tell that I LOVE solarpunk
Oh, I remember this, the edit was done by youtuber Waffle to the left.
They didn’t just cut out the parts with the oat milk, they skillfully edited over all the god-damn branding and replaced the audio.
But what I still find most hilarious about this whole commercial is the fact that everything they show in this solar punk world seems to be made with sustainable, zero waste and reusable materials.
Everything EXCEPT THE FUCKING CHOBANI BRANDED STUFF!
The only plastic you see in this whole commercial is all the straight to the landfill packaging made by the very corporation that tries to sell how sustainable and “green” they are.
Unintentional self satire at its finest.They couldn’t even show their yogurt and milk in (basically infinitely reusable) glass containers because they pretty much only sell their shit in plastic
It is such a perfect example of the true face of “green” capitalism, it’s hilarious.
The punk in this solarpunk comes from cutting the corporation out of the picture
rotating him in my mind
Wow…. so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person…… to save the lives of many people…. who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar
always carry a spare skeleton just in case you come across an old abandoned vehicle
Thought I was fucked yo turns out I just got POTS
Also being diagnosed was like:
Me: Isn’t that normal I mean like everyone has that right??? Like getting dizzy and faint when you stand up and-
Doc: Um. No.
intimidating
[looks up at you with my large sad wet eyes] Can i have some dollars for the vending machine. one hundred thousand of them
Let Your Ass Breathe
~Inspired by scene of Frank in It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia


































